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Mistreated, Milkshakes, Misunderstood
I feel that some people have a misconception of me due to the two piercings in my nose and the bitch mask left at my doorstep that soldered to my face, -crank that Jim Carrey.
To clear some things up, I like my nose piercings, obviously. But I am not a piercing fanatic. I actually hate belly button and tongue rings. And I have previously and unintentionally let one hole in my nose heal, an action I plan to one day regret. However, the only regret I will ever have in regards to actually piercing my nose will be the thought of other people perceiving me as someone I am not. And it isn’t because I care about what you think, it’s because I care about the impression I am leaving and missing out on friendships with potentially ballin ass people. If one nose piercing and a white tattoo is still too much for you then, you know, whatever.
To the latter of my misconceptions, “The Bitch Face”, I simply cannot help it. I don’t know what my face looks like in casual day-to-day activity, do you?? Theory has it: my face naturally falls to portray that of a carefree hustler, OR I hate my life and all of the passersby that I subconsciously make eye-contact with to give off the sense that they’ve been doomed to hell. I can assure you that second one is not the case. SO, if you think I don’t like you because at one point or another I gave you the death stare, consider this entry. Or if you think that I gave you the death stare and was nice to you post-death stare and you thought that maybe I was being fake, consider this entry.
That’s pretty much it though. If you still think I am a masochistic piercing demon then that’s cool. Also, if you’re rethinking your opinion of me and might possibly give my pierced bitch face a chance next time, you should first know I partake in grand theft auto, kidnapping, and I’ll be the first to disregard the safety on my glock. Hollaa
To begin, my big brother Joe Lanzilotta, is one jive graphic designer and he’s scavenging for a neat-o career. Meanwhile, to keep himself in the zone he’s been making new things everyday and blogging them. Get it while it’s free, http://joelanz.blogspot.com/